A couple of months back I found this really funny website called This is Why You’re Fat. I can’t decide if the foods pictured are disgusting, or if they are the product of a culinary genius. Either way its cool cause it makes my eating habits seem positively dainty. Its great that I can still point my fat finger of judgement at someone.
I’ll go for that giant donut on the bottom. That looks kinda good. I wonder when Krispy Kreme is going to make their version. I’ll tell you one thing, this little piggy will be going to market!
Anyway, check out the website when you get a chance. Its awesome. Its crazy, gross and totally fun all at the same time. Plus it will make you feel thin.
Flapjack Fiasco
Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.
Giant Breakfast Burrito
A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile.
The Garbage Plate
A combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. The plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions or hot sauce.
Sloppy Joe Krispy Kreme
Deep Fried Oreos With Powdered Sugar And Multi-Colored Sprinkles
Behemoth Glazed Donut
