I don’t know what it is about my darling Mr Persnickety, but he has a very sensitive belly. For the last couple of days he has had some really bad stomach cramps. Of course, when your belly is upset, people always ask, “Well, what did you eat?” Then I feel like all eyes turn to me. I am sure that the in-laws are thinking, “What is that girl feeding our butter-wouldn’t-melt angel of a son?” Yes, everyone, blame the wife!
Well now I have a little ammunition darlings. You see, I was asked to trial an online course on food hygiene at Virtual College. I have never tried online learning before, but I think its a wonderful concept. It allows you to learn at your own convenience and in your ugliest and most stained Junky Couture. Thats my kind of schooling. The day after completing the course, I got an official certificate in the mail! Now I have proof that its not my fault, and now I can pass the blame on to someone else 
(thats always a prefered technique). So don’t look at me because my hands are clean… literally.
(thats always a prefered technique). So don’t look at me because my hands are clean… literally.
